The Argument Clinic

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"Mousebender: It's not much of a cheese shop really, is it?
Wensleydale: Finest in the district, sir.
Mousebender: And what leads you to that conclusion?
Wensleydale: Well, it's so clean.
Mousebender: Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
Wensleydale: You haven't asked me about Limberger, sir.
Mousebender: Is it worth it?
Wensleydale: Could be.
Mousebender: Have you got any Limberger?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebender: No, that figures. It was pretty predictable, really. It was an act of purest optimism to pose the question in the first place. Tell me something, do you have any cheese at all?
Wensleydale: Yes, sir.
Mousebender: Now I'm going to ask you that question once more, and if you say 'no' I'm going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebende (shoots him): What a senseless waste of human life."
~ Monty Python's Flying Circus