"Robber: Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money.
Assistant: This is a lingerie shop, sir.
Robber: Fine, fine, fine. Adopt, adapt and improve. Motto of the round table. Well, um ... what have you got?
Assistant: Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.
Robber: Fine, fine, fine, fine. No large piles of money in safes?
Assistant: No, sir.
Robber: No deposit accounts?
Assistant: No sir.
Robber: No piles of cash in easy to carry bags?
Assistant: None at all sir.
Robber: No luncheon vouchers?
Assistant: No, sir.
Robber: Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please."
~ Monty Python's Flying Circus
